33 Reasons Not to Hire a Campervan in the UK or Ireland!


1. Campervans are tiny

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2. And sooo shabby

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3. Your back will regret sleeping in those beds

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4. And you will feel dirty all time


5. Peeing in the bushes… (Gross!)

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6. You won’t be able to cook in a proper kitchen

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7. So imagine the terrible food you will eat

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8. Not to mention the dining views

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9. And there’s nothing to do but driving

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10. Because you can’t bring all of your equipment

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11. There’s no chance of outdoor adventure at all

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12. It’s so tiring & uncomfortable for your kids

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13. They won’t enjoy it at all!

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14. And neither will your partner

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15. It’s the least romantic trip ever!

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16. In fact, only retired people will like it

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17. And think of the roads… so ugly!

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18. Getting off the beaten track? That’s a lie!

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19. You will get stuck in traffic


20. (If you don’t get lost in horrible places!)

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21. And there’s nothing at all to see in Ireland

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22. And even less in Scotland!

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23. Britain’s beaches are the worst

24. And you will have to stay on the mainland!

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25. Where it’s always raining


26. Seriously, always

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27. Campsite locations? A total nightmare!

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28. With so many rude neighbours


29. You will not find a single spot to park up

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30. Not even at sunset


31. Or in the mountains


32. Nor by the seaside…


33. Believe us, campervan holidays are the WORST!

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Fancy “horrible” moments like these? Bunk Campers offer a large modern fleet of campervans for hire in the UK & Ireland. With different depots across the UK & Ireland, book your camper today.

Simply use our booking engine, email [email protected] or call +44 (0) 2890 813057 for more information and booking (we open Monday – Friday, 9am – 5pm UK time).

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Pick up your camper from our depots in Dublin or Belfast & discover the magic of the Emerald Isle.

Bunk Campers Scotland depot between Edinburgh & Glasgow airports is the perfect start point for your Scotland road trip.

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